MrLeekicker: August 2009

Sunday, 30 August 2009

Saturday, 29 August 2009

After a 10 hour shift and after all the NUTTERS I've had to put up with today in the MrLeekicker workplace, it seems only fitting that tomorrow night should be "Kick Off" night!!! Lots of people should be attending the towns annual R'n'B festival tomorrow night, of which I shall be a proud member. The folks in attendance will be from all over the globe so I will be on my very best behaviour...Even though the festival in question seems to be lacking in atmos over the past few years, compared to what it once was in years gone by. I fear there will be many drunkards there, ready to spoil it for the masses and so a dark sense of foreboding hangs, residually over the town. But nevertheless, I shall be there, ready to defend myself and my chums the only way I know how... By bitch slapping!!!

Over and out!!! XXX

Tuesday, 25 August 2009

Day Off

Today was a day to remember and well worth a quick blog. I woke up with rather a nasty pain in my leg and a swollen ankle caused by an unfortunate road accident which I endured on Halloween of 2008. I thought "There's no chance I'm going to be able to make it in to work today!" Well perhaps not those words EXACTLY, but the general gist is there. There were probably a few expletives thrown in there for good measure too for which I make no apologies...

So from my bed I departed and limped slowly over a distance of about 12 or 13 steps to the bathroom where natures course was taken! After the bathroom I proceeded to the telephone, which is tied to the wall and began to dial the number for work disconcertingly. "I'm not going to be in today" I said, putting on my poorly voice. "I'll be back in tomorrow morning."
She seemed quite happy with that and we put our phones down in the highest of spirits.

The rest of the day was boring and Jeremy Kyle was the best it had to offer!