Kind of Stranded!

What a bitch! SOOO much to do before Christmas, SOOO little time and SOOO much snow! A white Christmas it may be, but at what cost? Lots of families are not going to be united this year so spare a thought for them. I, however, am not stranded...I can get out of the house but don't have any real desire to. Have to get my PC fixed but it will just have to wait for the time being...Merry Christmas to EVERYONE!

Bob Dylan

Oh wow!!! This is such an ace picture that I found on Tumblr.com...A young Bob! Just makes me wanna put some Dylan on and turn up the volume to 11 and just rock along without any care or concern for the neighbours! In fact, sod it...I'm putting it on!!!! Mozambique first methinks!!!

Mortal Kombat and Dizzy

The Devil from Magicland Dizzy

The Master of ice, Sub-Zero...

Daisy of the yolkfolk, Dizzys' bitch!

The God of Thunder and Lightening, Lord Raiden...

Spectre of the Macarbe, Scorpion...

The Evil Wizard, Zaks and our hero...DIZZY!!!

The MK v DC crew

A screenshot from Fantasy World Dizzy...

The Mortal Kombat Armageddon logo...

And once again, our man Dizzy!!!

Bound in Mortal Kombat

Not quite as dire as the head title might suggest, I'll begin here...

It's been fairly well documented that I have had a poorly leg and, long story short, it's been playing up again which has ultimately led to more time off work. Today was Mortal Kombat day!!!

This was a rather pathetic attempt to reclaim my youth in a very bloodthirsty and violent way...It worked quite well and this is why...(without using the cliche of bulletpoints)

I began my MK journey as Scorpion, the demonic spectre from HELL! After defeating the Shaolin monk, Kung Lao I progressed to kicking Sheevas' arse and pounding mutant Baraka into the muddy ground.

"HAHAHAHA!" I shouted, with the blood of the fallen kombatants pooring down my arms and legs, "I AM UNDEFEATED!!!!"

I was then defeated by Sub-Zero, who gave me an icepick lobotomy before freezing my arms and smashing them into pieces over a phonebox. I then became Liu Kang, a zombie (don't know how that happened!) I killed everyone in an insatiable rage and the game ended. Phew!!!

Do you remember Dizzy the egg? Of treehouse origin and prince of the yolkfolk? No?!!! Wow! Well, in another desperate attempt at clutching at my childhood I loaded up a game called Magicland Dizzy...It's a smashing game and highly addictive. Dizzy was first seen on the Spectrum type game system from the 80's and many different Dizzy games were released on many platforms for around a decade and ended with Fantastic Dizzy, which even managed to get a hit on the hugely popular Sega Mega Drive, Home to Sonic the Hedgehog!!! Interesting, eh?

Just download a dizzy game (Treasure Island Dizzy is free from Codemasters) and get addicted, just like I did many, many years ago!!!

Rrrrubbish!

Well no black eye at the weekend, primarily because there was no-one at this So-called festival to beat anyone up!!! The Festival was on over 4 nights, Friday, Saturday, Sunday and Monday. I went on the last 2 nights so I guess all the fun had been had! I saw one band who were, actually pretty good...I remember singing along to '39 by Queen and Johnny B Goode by Chuck Berry. I suppose I was expecting it to be rather disappionting, as I have documented in my last written blog so I'm not REALLY surprised!!!

I have made a video of the Monday night which I have to edit and upload onto Blogger (not Youtube though cos it's crap) as soon as I can be arsed! I do have plenty of time to do this little task cos I'm off work again for a short time, whilst the new infection in my leg clears up!!!

YELLOW PUSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Speak soon!!!!

Tonight...

FESTIVAL

After a 10 hour shift and after all the NUTTERS I've had to put up with today in the MrLeekicker workplace, it seems only fitting that tomorrow night should be "Kick Off" night!!! Lots of people should be attending the towns annual R'n'B festival tomorrow night, of which I shall be a proud member. The folks in attendance will be from all over the globe so I will be on my very best behaviour...Even though the festival in question seems to be lacking in atmos over the past few years, compared to what it once was in years gone by. I fear there will be many drunkards there, ready to spoil it for the masses and so a dark sense of foreboding hangs, residually over the town. But nevertheless, I shall be there, ready to defend myself and my chums the only way I know how... By bitch slapping!!!

Over and out!!! XXX

Day Off

Today was a day to remember and well worth a quick blog. I woke up with rather a nasty pain in my leg and a swollen ankle caused by an unfortunate road accident which I endured on Halloween of 2008. I thought "There's no chance I'm going to be able to make it in to work today!" Well perhaps not those words EXACTLY, but the general gist is there. There were probably a few expletives thrown in there for good measure too for which I make no apologies...

So from my bed I departed and limped slowly over a distance of about 12 or 13 steps to the bathroom where natures course was taken! After the bathroom I proceeded to the telephone, which is tied to the wall and began to dial the number for work disconcertingly. "I'm not going to be in today" I said, putting on my poorly voice. "I'll be back in tomorrow morning."
She seemed quite happy with that and we put our phones down in the highest of spirits.

The rest of the day was boring and Jeremy Kyle was the best it had to offer!

MrLeekicker and Son

Taken earlier this year, this photo shows me (MrLeekicker) and my little boy...

He came down from Scotland to visit and looks very excited to see his dad!

The Wisdom of the Witch

Hmmm...Now what!???

Do do da do, do da do, do da do! That was supposed to be the Darth Vader theme from Star Wars!